My friend said something excrementally stupid yet monumentally funny the other day. We were casually chatting about terrorism, as you do, when he said "Yeah what about that Spanish terrorist group.... FETA!". Well I nearly fetched myself a stool, so I could have the pleasure of falling off it. I haven't laughed so much in ages.
"FETA, fucking FETA.... I screamed. It's ETA, you cunt!"
But it did amuse me considerably. The thought of a terrorist organisation funded entirely from the sale of soft watery cheese! How bad would everyone feel if they suddenly realised that their lovely summer salads were supporting the Basque seperatist group in there continuing war against the Spanish government for independence.
Maybe my friend had something with his little slip of the tongue I mean, FETA, ETA, not too far removed from each other are they? Both from the Med too! The Bastards, I haven't been able to look at cheese the same way since, just incase it's providing bombs for Al Qaecheddar.
That was the best (worst) pun I could conjure up at short notice. Please feel free to leave any cheese-terrorism related puns in the comments section if you can do better (worse).
Yours,
Osama Bin Edam.
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The Provolonesinal IRA?
It is not really a cheese, but there is that Palestenian group, Hummus.
What happened to posting daily?
Indeed...!!
Come on big man , post some more blog. As we approach another christmas I'd like to hear your thoughts on parents being dragged into Debt because the consumer driven media is holding them to ransom by constantly bombarding Kids tv with sick subliminal advertising. Aaaahhhh theres a lovely Mastercard momment as the family home is repossesed in 6 months time. Still at least little Brandon got his Xbox !!!!
Update, man, or I may have to un-link you. And that can be painful...
Hope you're having a smashing festive season.
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