I love a bargain, me

I had the displeasure of being in my local Asda store the other day. Whilst walking past the reductions cabinet I overheard a middle aged woman saying "oh I love a bargain, me". By saying this out loud I can only assume that she believes to be existence somewhere, people who do not like a bargain. Infact by her use of the word 'love' she must think there are people somewhere who 'hate' a good bargain.

So somewhere out there, perhaps in an Asda, perhaps not there is someone staying well away from the reductions cabinet and probably saying "I can't stand it when things are offered to me for a substantially reduced price, or heaven forbid a deal whereby when I buy one product, I get another one absolutely free, come to think of it, if I could sum up all my feelings on this, matter I'd probably say, I hate a good bargain, me!"

These people must exist and she must know about them because she said the sentence out loud and that would be the only reason for someone to need to say that out loud. It would be like me walking down the street and shouting "I love air, me" so that any 'air haters' in close proximity would know to stay away from me, a confirmed air lover. It's just one of those things that exist and don't need any confirmation or announcement.

So from now on before you say something out loud, consider whether you'll simply be stating the obvious. Unless of course your just another sad, opinionated, unemployed, brain dead, middle aged loser, who hangs around in Asda.