Prince Harry has recently graduated from Sandhurst as an Army Officer under the watchfull eye of his grandmother, the Queen. He will now be joining the Household Cavalry's Blues and Royals. The regiment which would appear to only exist for posh people and direct descendents of the royal family. It was the first time in 15 years that Her Majesty had attended a passing out parade at Sandhurst, however it was only last thursday night in the Officers Mess, that Harry last passed out.
His first mission, codenamed Operation Spearmint Rhino, will see him operating in a dangerous, wartorn and baron wasteland, military codename, Slough. Continuing the work of his mother, Princess Diana, he will be striving to bring help to the hopeless victims of landmine amputations and AIDS ridden skeletons, or as we would call them, strippers. This apparently comes as a dissapointment to the young prince, who was hoping to serve in either Afghanistan or Staines, where one can buy good skunk very cheaply indeed.
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