Truth Enrichment

In a statement today the US government defended its continuing program of Truth Enrichment. Washington insists this program is purely for industrial use and will have 'no military outcome whatsoever'.

Speculation and fear has been growing around the globe, especially in the Arab world, that the program embarked on by the US government will have repercussions for countries such Iran who's governments and armed forces do not have access to any Truth, enriched or not.

Propaganda

For months now the US have been using full scale 'media centrifuges' to turn inert Truth Ore into a highly enriched and volatile compound known as 'Propaganda 1441'. The US deny that production of Propaganda 1441 has been stepped up recently. A White House spokesman said "We do not possess enough enriched Truth to use in a military campaign against any other civilized country. The US has not been in production of this level of Propaganda 1441 since early 2003"

Xenophobia

Enriched Truth in the form of Propaganda 1441, although harmless in itself can be a deadly weapon in the wrong hands. When combined with Radio waves or Television frequencies or applied to Newspaper in it's pure form it can have devastating effect in a war situation. It spreads quickly over large land masses, even one as large as North America is not safe. In it's victims it causes an irrational state of fear and alarm leading to muddled , often right wing, opinions and extreme views. It also blocks out the unenriched Truth that occurs naturally in our atmosphere causing the subject to become 'Truth intolerant". Subjects exposed to full strength fallout from such an attack go on to develop long term xenophobia and irrational feelings of invincibility. There are thought to be almost 286 million people affected to some extent by previous live tests on the North American continent. Victims are easily identified and to some extent branded by their outerwear which will contain slogans such as "9/11 Let's Roll" or "We shall not be defeated - Ever" or even simply "USA".

The Arabs

The dangers of any kind of truth are not underestimated by the US administration. President Bush has sought to keep Truth out of the hands of any regime who do not appear responsible enough to handle it correctly, Iran being the foremost in his sights.

"We do not want the Iranians to have Truth, the capacity to make Truth, or the knowledge about how to make Truth. That's our stated goal," Mr Bush said on Monday.

Tehran reacted angrily to Mr Bush's comments government spokesman Awana Stonaninfidel stated "This regime is not interested in the truth and never has been, we just want Israel wiped off the map, be that by the use of Truth or not".

For the time being though, Washington are remaining defiant and pressing ahead with full scale production of enriched Truth, only time will tell where this will all lead.